We went though the new neighborhood and empty lot area to get there so we wouldn't be on the main road with no sidewalks... as we were walking through there was a boy in a Lighting McQueen power wheels car with one had on the steering wheel and a Pepsi in the other hand cruzin around...when he came over to us I smiled and said, "Hey, nice car."
"got a good deal only 100 miles" he says.
"Wow, cool"
he starts riding along side of us trying to act cool and spills some of his Pepsi, "hey you spilled your Pepsi on ya."
"dang" he says and wipes it off with his hand, but that slows him down and we are still walking so he speeds up to us again and looks at Savannah and says "Hey nice glasses" in a smooth voice while nodding his head.
Savannah looks at me with a smile and a questioning look on her face, "tell him thank you", "thanks" she says. Then he starts cutting her off...this kid is cracking me up...he is hitting on my 4 year old daughter, while she is riding a bike, with a helmet and sunglasses...yea she is looking good.
"So where you goin'?" he asks in his smooth voice.
"Over to the park."
"At my school"
"Yep"
"are you going to be long?"
"we will be there for a little while"
"are you coming back this way?"
"yea, we will be coming back." (this kid is great, I could of talked to him all day, I was laughing the whole time).
So as we are crossing the street he follows us over and tries to cut Savannah off so I say,"Hey I hope you have insurance." :)
"I have my drivers license, I am 5 (shakes his head), 6... I mean 10." (like that makes a difference). When I first saw him I thought he was about 5 or 6 but when he would get out of his car every time he ran in to something (and say "damn") he had to get out to back it up, he was pretty tall.
I was just smiling and laughing the whole time, this kid was a crack up.
We must have passed his boundary line because he finally he said bye and started back home...down the middle of the road, while a big diesel truck drove behind him waiting for him to get out of the road... he really thought he was in 10 and could drive like an adult.
We didn't go home that way...I didn't have time to talk.
3 comments:
ha ha ha!!! Oh my heck! I was laughing so hard I cried... what a goof-ball kid! Love that he said he has a drivers license and that he said damn all of the time... so freaking funny!
This is so funny!!! Kids crack me up. I have such mixed emotions about not teaching anymore. I love five year olds. They are a hoot.
That is so dang funny! I can only imagine!
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